#jesus FUCK i swear to god
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im not american but some of you guys are just fucking stupid ong what do you MEAN youre not gna vote because you disagree with like one part of what youre voting for. like okay me when im fucking thick
#you guys are being FUCKING STUPUD#vote i actually swear to fucking god dont be THICK#“genocide joe” yeah i agree hes supporting a genocide thats a face#fact*#but hes three billion times better than trump in EVERY OTHER WAY???????#USE YOUR COMMON FUCKING SENSE#genuinely its not hard#“dont vote guys both parties are bad” ARE YOU STUUUUUUPID ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP#would you rather a) have rights + disagree with one policy or b) be imprisoned for basically just being alive + disagree with every policy#YOURE FUCKING STUPID#like im not gonna force you to vote for someone or to vote at all but Jesus fucking christ#mate do you want rights or not#do you want the ENTIRE PLANET to suffer because of something you think gives you moral superiority (hint: IT DOESNT)#fucking vote#blah blah!#not 75 stuff#smart posting wow#should i tag#you know what i fucking am because youre STUPID#i dont CARE if you disagree with some of their morals. i agree the ones that you dislike are TERRIBLE but dear fucking lord#idk how to tag wait#kamala harris#joe biden#idk man#just fucking vote#us politics#election 2024#us elections#american politics
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read the last one as: nylander > marner > matthews. she's scruffed but i refuse to leave it out as it makes me cry every time i think about it. anywho | read the other fucked up newspaper editions i've created
#in order of appearance:#tyler seguin#mark stone#new jersey devils#connor mcdavid#quinn hughes#jamie drysdale#trevor zegras#leon draisaitl#mitch marner#auston matthews#kris letang#evgeni malkin#matthew tkachuk#nolan patrick#sasha barkov#luke hughes#jack hughes#matt rempe#william nylander#jesus fuck. also loosely:#drygras#1634#mcdrai#mattdrai#just a little bit.#mid formatting this sam scored on the cats game and ive never hit save draft so fast swear to god#kiers.txt#hockey textposts#are you all annoyed about me being in the tag 24/7 yet. so sorry if so. i will not stop
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I need the people who look at posts talking about Wyll's treatment in both the actual game and especially the fandom and respond with "but i don't like him and I think he's boring" to know that shutting the fuck up is 100% the better option 100% of the time. Him being the only origin character to not have at last 10 hours of content and the existence of mods that literally whitewash him and his dad - among everything else wrong with how Wyll is treated - are not suddenly okay because you, personally, as an individual, don't find him interesting, and your personal individual feelings about him are irrelevant to the issues surrounding his treatment in the bg3 community at large, so like. Stop barging in with your unwanted, unhelpful opinion
#not 3h#wyll ravengard#being daring today and using a non FE main tag because holy shit is this one of the most annoying things fucking ever#had to rant about this because it happens ALL THE TIME in the bg3 fandom i swear to god#person (usually a black person or someone otherwise nonwhite): I think Wyll should have been given more content individual to him#some fuckwit: but he's boring!#person: I think Wyll should have been given more autonomy as a character and not have everything about his arc be up to the player#fuckwit: but he's BORING!!#person: I think it's strange how antagonistic we the player HAVE to be towards Wyll many times especially compared to the other companions#fuckwit: BUT HE'S BORING!!!#person: I think it's problematic that Wyll is constantly connected to his abuser in promo material when no one else is connected to theirs#fuckwit: WYLL IS BORING THO!!!!#person: I think it's unfair to people who like Wyll that bugs that have been around for multiple patches are only now getting patched#(while characters like Asta/rion get even more content on top of already having a shit ton)#fuckwit: BOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIING!!!!!#person: I think the fandom treatment of black Wyll fans who want more Wyll content is racist#fuckwit: HE'S SO BORING!!!!!!#person: People making mods that turn Wyll white/have you beat up *only* Wyll/give Wyll's content to white characters is racist#fuckwit: BUT HE'S SOOOOOOOOO BORING!!!!!!!#like holy SHIT shut the fuck up. that is SO not the damn point.#Fandom Be Normal About Characters of Color Challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) (FAILED) (I ENDED UP BEING RACIST???)#go back to eating Asta/rion's toe jam or whatever the hell his fans do jesus fuck
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i'll make it worth your while~
#little shop of horrors#little shop#lsoh#lsoh twoey#audrey ii#audrey 2#sal art#so um. guess what i saw at Westside!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#holy shit. oh my god. jesus christ#ive never seen a professional production before#and like more power to the volunteers/students whose productions i HAVE seen#by god they did their best considering the challenge this show presents#BUT THE SHEER SCOPE OF THE OFF-BROADWAY ONE???????????????#first of all i have to shout out to everyones vocal performances because they were absolutely stellar#it was corbin bleu and constance wu and i had no idea the latter could sing?? but she killed it as audrey#AND AARON A. HARRINGTON AS TWOEY.................MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THE RAAAANGE HE HAS IT ALL#but with that said#Jesus Christ The Puppetry Was Fucking Otherworldly#no pun intended i swear#like. again the volunteer performances did so well considering#but the sheer breadth of the skill difference between them and the professionals#GOD!!!!! GOD.#SHE HAD SO MUCH LIFE. SO DYNAMIC. AND SHE WAS *SILLY*#a lot of twoey's mannerisms were like a combination between a snake and a cat and it was delightful every time#in her final stage especially she had all these little like. head tilts and minute reactions to things#and it just made her feel so ALIVE.#her full-bodied laughs mean everything to me#EVEN WHEN CORBIN WAS DOING THE HANDHELD SHE WAS SILLY!!!!!!! ya never know funniest fucking choreo EVER#UGH ive said enough. ive said enough. i will talk until my tags start getting deleted if i keep going so ill leave it there
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What's so fun about BruJay as a ship is Jason's sheer obsessive devotion to Bruce. Jason is possessive over Bruce, to the point he doesn't care about the deaths of others so long as he has Bruce's attention. A part of the UTRH arc this isn't talked about enough is that Bludhaven fucking explodes mid-way and Jason won't let Bruce see if Dick is alive.
batman (1940) #650
A lot of discussion about UTRH paints Jason as this anger-driven cold, calculating machine up against Bruce when it's so clear that his love for Bruce is what drives him at his root, even if he won't acknowledge it. He says it himself, he would've done anything if it was Bruce who'd died instead of him and his anger is rooted in that possessive devotion not being reciprocated.
batman (194) #650
BruJay as a ship always to be, to some level, unrequited. Even if Bruce loves Jason back in that way, he'll never be that obsessed with Jason. Jason will always view Bruce's love for Dick or Tim to be a distraction, proof that Bruce isn't dedicated enough to him. Jason has the need to always have Bruce's attention, even when it could come at the cost of Bruce's other loved ones. Something something cannibalism as a metaphor for love in how Jason wants to consume Bruce's whole existence. He can't let Bruce leave him again, can't let Bruce love or grieve anyone else. Forcing Bruce to choose between Jason and the Joker isn't just about confronting Jason's killer, it's about confronting the other person who exists as this duality with Bruce and consumes so much of Bruce's life. That's the role Jason wants to fill, calling himself Red Hood and forcing Bruce to look at what he's become. But still loving Bruce and wanting more than anything for Bruce to reciprocate that love in the way that Jason understands. I just think it's good soup and rife with Dynamics that are underexplored with them.
#necrotic festerings#brujay#jaybruce#jaybru#jason todd x bruce wayne#batcest#i've had this thought in my head for a while#i was just weirdly shy about posting it? like convinced myself it's not as verbose as some of my other thoughts#also GOD why is the art of this arc SO BAD.#i can't take it SERIOUSLY#i hate looking at it.#the faces. why are the faces like that.#brujay needs more love bc jesus#gotham war had some good brujay content but i am still too bitter to discuss that shitshow. so. ignoring it for now.#bruce changing jason's brain chemistry as an act of love is the most FUCKED UP brujay thing ever tho#it's so Them.#sorry that is just peak brujay. they are incapable of meeting in any middle and always trying to change each other.#maybe this meta should've been about that.#but then i'd have to use new-52 and rebirth panels so eh. nvmd.#this page makes it seem like i hate post-flashpoint comics. i don't i swear#they just interest me less for batcest.#like oh yay everyone's getting along and working together.#it only came at the expense of throwing away decades of character work. small sacrifice.#i need to stop posting meta at fucking 5 am.#no one is going to see this bc i can't be a normal person.#wrote this while watching invincible#which is pretty good so far but man the ending of ep1 clocked me. i was absolutely bamboozled.#i had something else i was going to say in the tags but i lost it.#anyway most of this is a ship post and projecting shit as per usual and yk. not serious comic media.#i'm just silly and gay.
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"i wish they actually wrote that"
THEY FUCKING DID. AAAAARGHHH.
#jesus this fandom plays this game like those three fucking monkeys i swear to god#rant over.#blah blah text post#lady whines
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Biggest red flag is when people start calling people in their life (who are not actually diagnosed, ofc) narcissists. "Oh yeah my mom is a narcissist, my dad is a narcissist too, my boss is totally a narcissist, oh your ex boyfriend sounds like he's a narcissist" yeah you are getting the fucking boot sorry. If your response to people acting badly is to decide that there is a category of Evil Mentally Ill Freaks and another category of Humans Deserving Respect and to just arbitrarily sort people into one or the other category based on your own whims or a reddit post you read, I think you need a lesson in humility and human decency. And a lesson in being less of a heartless piece of shit to real actual people with personality disorders
#if you have npd or other cluster b disorders i am sending you sooooo much love right now stay strong ❤️❤️❤️#people are so fucking shitty i swear to god#incoherent rambling#if you do this. please jesus christ step outside your echo chamber and talk to people with cluster b disorders
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now wait a minute why was this mf's BEST response to why he was saving an angel he didn't talk to in over 80 YEARS "i didn't wanna see you embarrassed"??? pookie pie what kind of response IS THAT?? ESPECIALLY while ur feet is being burned to shit bc u r a DEMON in a CHURCH?? my specialist babygirl princess that's even worse than "i was worried about you" bc who in their right fucking mind thinks that's NOT completely broadcasting their absolute infatuation for the other like?? simp ass mf
#the 1941 flashback gets more and more insane the more u think about it like bitch what???? genuinely what r u saying???#she's so embarrassing NOBODY says shit like that unless they spend their freetime giggling and kicking their feet about their 'enemy' which#she absolutely 100% does but no need to be obvious af about pooks!!! jesus#queer ppl get on my nerves sometimes i swear to god we're annoying as fuck#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#good omens 1941
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AU Writing suggestion? (Perhaps) 👀👀
I've been reading a lot of your work, and you do an incredible job at everything, especially slow-burn. From your work, I couldn't help but think you would write an incredible story of Aziraphale and Crowley in an arranged marriage AU. (Enemies to lovers???) (Whatever era you'd prefer) It may not be your cup of tea, but I wanted to share the idea in case it ever intrigued you.
It would also be a very creative one at that, considering how you're always able to put Good Omens references in your stories in subtle ways. (Those references are always enjoyable to see) Love your work. Keep it up!
rotating this idea in my mind like a microwave
#my only problem with writing arranged marriage#is i have no idea how arranged marriage works#i know some cultures do it#and i know nothing abt those cultures ththgthp#another Married At First Sight au? MAFS Australia to collide our worlds??? (mafs aus is fucking ART i swear to god)#good omens/#ask a rat#ratwips#edit: jesus chfikn christ i did it again i answered 1 part of your message and completely ignored all the#AMAZING WONDERFUL THINGS U JUST SAID TO ME#WTF Thabk you that’s so freaking sweet ��😭😭😭#edit edit: NEATLY ADDING ‘ARRANGED MARRIAGE ENRMIES TO LOVERS’ TO MY REGENCY AU IDEA PILE………
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it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad
#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit.#ted externally: hey there rupert :)#ted lasso#i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny#ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!#the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI]#trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us#right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right?#ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent!#i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it#and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this#and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :)#trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ
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having fun working on a commission for arturo. he wanted one of his ocs (angel, left) included in the commission, and another oc (paulina, right) that we brainstormed together for the sake of this fic.
i decided to let my computer charge a bit after writing for a while, so i decided to make picrews of the ocs (couldn't resist with makowka, long time fave tbh) just to help make the visualizations of them "tangible."
then i decided to make the rest of the mcs as picrews lol. take this as you will.
anyways,,, enjoy.
also, before you ask, yes. i did give benji a little gay boy earring. i asked simon if it was okay and he said all things are as they should be.
#mission impossible#makowka picrew#ocs#i was tied on what headwear to give luther#but i couldnt help myself. i just had to give him the signature black beanie.#my favorite guy. running the show from inside the van.#didnt actually look at pictures for references while doing this (so afterwards... looks a little funky)#i looked them up AFTER to put up as reference so yall (the ether) will know who i was even trying to depict LOL#i do truly miss brandt and carter. i will not lie.#and dont fucking get me started on ilsa. i swear to god. im. sick.#whatever. this is a reflective fic. arturo isnt making me do current angst. ty jesus.#but if i must... i will provide#anyways. 🤧🤧 agent gómez? agent cevallos? welcome to the imf#this is your mission... should you choose to accept it 😍#ethan hunt#luther stickell#and his lil beanie#ilsa faust#benji dunn#and his lil gay boy earring#jane carter#william brandt#julia meade#nectarine on: mi#nectarine on: writing#writing community#commissions open
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just listened to that unwanted animal for the first time and i can’t pick my jaw up off the floor
#‘cause if we join our hands in prayer enough to god i imagine it all starts to sound like applause’#jesus FUCKING christ#the amazing devil#the horror and the wild#that unwanted animal#this fucking band i swear
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marius tells lestat that lestat must live one lifetime like a human in order to sustain his immortal life -> marius tells lestat that lestat will inevitably make another vampire out of desire for companionship and that he must "keep them close to you as members of a family... keep them human as long as [he] can" -> lestat goes to new orleans -> lestat meets and turns lous -> lestat meets and turns claudia -> i kill myself
#I FEEL SO NORMAL I SWEAR TO GOD....................................................................................#HE NEEDED THEM IN WAYS THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW.......... AND HE STILL FUCKED IT UP.....................#tvl#lestat#iwtv#jesus h christ. jesus god#txt
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Hey there, are you ok?
hey! thank you for checking up on me, this was really sweet!
i SWEAR i did not die. i just got a bit busy doing SladeRobin Week (which i will finish so help me god-) as well as things in my real life. i'm still trying to find the balance of like. fandom creation and working. i am very lucky to have the living situation that i do rn, but it is the sort of schedule where i do have to be ready to watch a baby at really any given point so. it's a tricky balance right now, but i'm going to be active here again! maybe not as many asks answered a day as before, but i want to try to answer like, a few a day and whatnot.
i also think i got briefly overwhelmed, in that i got more asks faster than i answered them. which is the opposite of a problem and something i'm very lucky for! but it did make it difficult for me to keep up and know what to answer next. (this is *not* a discouragement to sending asks! i love them all and pls send as many as you want! i just am a little slow sometimes so i appreciate the patience! <3)
so! i'm back and i'm good, ty for asking! we are back to the regularly scheduled programming <3
#necrotic answerings#this was really sweet anon#like not asking for content. just checking in#made me so soft#also when I initially was going to come back there was you know.#the fucking us election.#and I think it's very fucking clear by the everything about me how I feel about that#I needed a few days to just. handle feelings on all that#also also I started a new show. my partner finally convinced me to watch 911.#so i've been thinking about those lil firefighters.#which. I did make a blog for 911.#haven't posted anything yet! but I made it.#bc godDAMNIT the dead dove scene over there is scarce. fandom full of antis Jesus.#I like a challenge tho. I'm bringing the dead dove to the firefighters not even god can stop me on that one.#I have almost 100 asks to work through.#AND I WILL FINISH THE WHUMP ONES I SWEAR ON MY LIFE PLEASE.#I just had a few weeks of adjustment to both my sister and my brother in law working full time again#I love my darling nephew. but I cannot type and play with him at the same time.#taking care of babies is like. easy until it isn't idk how better to explain it#he will sleep for 4 damn hours and I will be peacefully bored#then he wakes up and wants to fight Jesus.#I don't like kidfic but I could write a good one with this experience by now tbh.
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my honest reaction when blue lock
#he's talking ab kaiser and ness! too bad i'm alr in love with them#at first i was afraid bc someone in a fic called kaiser a nazi and I was like UH??? but now i'm reading the manga and he isn't!!!#at least i hope (please jesus don't do this to me i may be your toughest soldier but i'll break all the same)#i have so many screenshots#im gonna post a miles long thing with every one of them i swear to god#I FUCKING HATE SOCCER#blue lock#bachira meguru#michael kaiser#isagi yoichi#alexis ness#he's so pretty omfg i need to eat him
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A bizarre amount of customers ask me what my name is short for and it's gotten really annoying so I've started just giving out random names to fuck with them and watch the gamut of weird expressions it gets.
#like look I know most of them mean nothing by it but I swear to god I can't get through a day without someone asking its gotten old#why does it matter are you a cop. come back with a warrant#My name is Sebastian and my nametag says Izzy do the math on your own time#told a lady my name was Isaac and she immediately apologized for 'thinking of girly names'#this gender shit is a fucking scam jesus#though shout out to the man who was probably entirely baked yesterday who called me 'big guy' that was cute#op back on her bullshit
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